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As chief of medicine, it's my
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going on in the hospital.

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Give me the rundown, Francois. Okay, I
moved Dr. Gupta's schedule so he's no

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longer on but Dr. Baldwin, because as we
know, they bangin'. I'm proud of Gupta.

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He's really making the most of those new
hair plugs.

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And how's the new travel nurse doing?

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The real question is, who is the new
travel nurse doing?

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She bangin'? She bangin'.

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Girl, maybe that's why they call her a
travel nurse, because she gets around.

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Did I do it right? Did I read her for
filth? Baby, I can tell you've been at

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the library, because yes, you did.

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Oh, hello, Elliot.

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Thank you for that report, Nurse Dubois.

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I know that was just a sex report. Then
you know it's quite rude to interrupt.

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How can I help? As you know, I'd like to
do something bigger in my career, which

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would lead to me being a trailblazer in
my field, inevitably reaching celebrity

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doctor status.

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And then I'd be asked to pose in a
sensible...

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High-cut one-piece for the inspiring
women's section of the Sports

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Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I'm confused
how I can help.

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J.D., you're chief of medicine, Turk's
chief of surgery. I know I can do more

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here, too. I agree with you. You're one
of the best doctors we have, and I'll do

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anything I can to support you.

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This just in.

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Gupta's wife found his text messages,
and his hair has been unplugged.

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Gupta's banging?

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I can't tell you that, Elliot, but you
can read about it in Francois'

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newsletter, Dubois After Dark.

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Which is being published now.

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The hardest part of this job is being
responsible for your friends in a whole

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new way.

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Sorry you got splashed tomorrow. Maybe
next time say clamp.

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I did.

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Like four times.

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But you told me not to talk until you
finished reciting Oprah Winfrey's

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monologue from The Color Purple.

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All my life I has to fight.

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Right about then is when the blood
started spraying. Mimi, when's my next

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surgery? In five minutes. Dr. Hooch is
assisting, so don't be late.

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I got a tea time, bitch.

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Turk was taking on a lot of
responsibility.

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He was the hardest working man in
surgery.

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Do I got an appendectomy? Yeah.

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Do I got a colon cystectomy?

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Yeah.

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Do I got a mortgage, three car payments,
four college tuition, and a wife who

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keeps hinting about retiring to a lake
house?

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Yeah. I do.

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Hey, man, what's up? Nothing. I just
noticed you've been taking on a lot of

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extra work lately. Everything okay?

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Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just busy.
I've also been seeing Raymond a lot

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lately. I told you I don't like it when
you name my head vein. I'll see you

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later. Later, Turk. Later, Raymond.

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Thank you, J.D. You know I only come out
when Turk is super stressed out. Okay,

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why does Raymond sound like Aaron
Neville? Because it's the only

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impression I can do.

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I don't know much, but I know I love
you.

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And that may be all I need.

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To know.

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Wait,

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all the sprinklers are supposed to go
off, not just this one.

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Like many Nepo babies, the new janitor
couldn't quite live up to his brilliant

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father. You know, if your father had
done this, we'd both be soaking wet.

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Probably underwater.

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Now clean this up. Right away, Dr.

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Dorian. I doubt your dad even knew my
name.

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Frickin' Nepos.

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I know his name.

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It's Dead Man.

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Hey, your mom made you some muffins.
They're not very good, but it's nice to

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see her back on her foot.

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I can't do this all on my own. No, I
know I'm no Superman.

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I'm no Superman.

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Life had handed me a golden opportunity
to figure out what was going on with

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Turk. Hey, man, my office flooded. Do
you mind if I crash here for a bit?

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I don't mind at all, but I got a lot of
work. Okay.

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The thing about Turk, he would open up
about anything as long as he was

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throwing a ball around.

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Oh, look, my sports ball that I love to
throw spirals with.

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I'm open.

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You will be, old friend.

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You will be.

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How you doing?

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Got a lot on my plate, and I've just
been in my head so much lately.

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Tell me about it. My arm already hurts.
How did Giselle's ex-husband do this for

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a whole match?

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I have everything that I've ever dreamed
of having. It's just, sometimes... Uh

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-oh, he's putting emotional sauce on it.
Come on, JD. You got this.

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Rudy.

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Rudy.

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Buddy. Buddy. Buddy. Buddy, are you
okay?

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I got you in a trachea. Oh, buddy, I'm
so sorry. I told you to stop watching

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Rudy. That's my fault. I don't think you
should talk anymore.

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I can listen.

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I can listen.

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Look at me. I'm a mess.

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A mess?

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You're wearing the hell out of that
blood, girl.

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Slay. Or should I say, who did you slay?

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Because of the blood.

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Dude, crush on her more.

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I'm not crushing on her, Blake.

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I'm the chief resident, okay? It's my
job to support all of my interns

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equally. Hey, dude, you look like Weird
Al. That makes people smile.

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Am I crushing on Yankovic, too?

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Well, I'm out of credits for the scrubs
machine.

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I have to go down to laundry and beg for
an extra pair. Well, if you have time,

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there's a guy down there who gives
really good chair massages. Oh, that's

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Kevin. He cleans the morgue.

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He's got the softest hands in the world.

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Cold. but soft kevin sounds great the
blood is congealing on me hey okay let's

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go tell kev i'll be down for my glutes
after lunch thank you so much hey elliot

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you know when we were married you said i
never listened to you no what i actually

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said was you know elliot please i'm
talking that's siobhan sims okay she's a

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board member if you want to do something
big at this hospital you got to go to

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her and i got you a meeting with her for
today at 3 p.m but don't be late Today?

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Dressed like this? My hair's greasy. I
didn't take an everything shower. She's

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gonna know. Women like that, no. Don't
worry about that. Just tell her your

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idea. Oh, definitely.

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As soon as I have one. Elliot, I went to
Siobhan Sims, okay? She is a very big

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deal. Very rich. You know how a lot of
billionaires are going to Mars?

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She's headed to Venus.

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You know, Venus, Elliot.

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Okay, okay, off the top of my head.

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Breast implants?

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for your butt it's already a thing
really how much are they elliot please

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focus oh my god i'm sweating and she's
looking at me tosh get over here quickly

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ask me a question so it looks like i'm
teaching you okay um asher wants to go

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on vacation with me but i'm like it's
too soon to spend five days cooped up

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together right i was hoping for a
medical question but i guess i could

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feel that one okay so instead of staying
at one expensive hotel room you're gonna

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stay at a cheaper place secretly get
yourself a second hotel where you can

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conduct certain

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Activities that he should never know
anything about, i.e., a poop room. You

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are a genius. Thank you, Dr. Reed.

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Dr. Reed?

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Dr. Dorian said you have a compelling
pitch for me.

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Yes. Looking forward to it. Great.

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A poop room? Is that why we have so many
Marriott points?

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I come in peace.

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Have you ever heard the song Cats in the
Cradle? Sure. Okay, well, I hadn't until

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last week.

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It's an amazing song about cats. That's
not... And it made me realize I don't

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spend enough time with my boy, which is
why he and I are going to destroy you

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together, like it says in this song.

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Dr. Dorian, someone made a mistake
you're going to want to deal with.

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Hey, Francois. Hey, Janet.

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Last weekend was so fun. You are invited
under that pontoon boat any time.

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Pontoon boat? Will you focus? Someone
made a mistake. Come on.

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Hi, I'm Dr. Reed, and this is Dr. Tosh.
Hi, I'm Dee.

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This is Big Gina.

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She got me handcuffed to this thing
because she a freak. Ain't that right,

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boo? And we're not married, but a judge
did put us together. I see you have an

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infected cut on your foot that isn't
healing.

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Yeah, infirmary gave me two rounds of
antibiotics.

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Just didn't help.

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This could be a bone infection called
osteomyelitis. I'm going to order a

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blood panel and an MRI.

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Now, MRIs can be pretty dark and
isolating. Have you ever had one before?

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No, but I've been in solitary.

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If you were claustrophobic, we could
give you meds to relax you. Oh, I'm

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hella claustrophobic.

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Okay. You two are very hospitable.

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Y'all got some friends on the inside or
something?

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No. Oh, I do have a salad spinner from
the Martha Stewart collection.

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I have been to prison by accident. I
thought it was an outlet mall.

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Hey, uh, you really bonded with the
interns, huh?

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Yes, equally.

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I like them all the same amount.

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Okay, well, I'm sorry. One of them is
screwed up. A patient was discharged far

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too early, and now he's back with an
infection.

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That means the hospital has to pay for
the readmit, which is a very expensive

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mistake. I need you to find out which
one it was and come down hard on them,

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even if it was Amara. Is she the Persian
baddie with a booty? She's the one who

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likes you. Are you being serious right
now? No, Grant!

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Does everyone know I like her? They're
about to.

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And now they do.

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Hey, nurse, can you give me some... It's
me, Blake.

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Why are you wearing that?

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Okay, so I told the guy down in laundry
that I'm a surgical intern, but I don't

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think he heard me, so he gave me nurse's
scrubs. It's fine. It's just one day.

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That's over in just 14 hours.

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Look, I've got a few years on you. And
in this job, you don't have the luxury

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other people your age have to find
themselves.

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You don't get to move to Austin to make
it as a country western star, then

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realize you haven't got the talent, so
you gotta move back home with nothing to

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show for yourself but the giant belt
buckle that says Blakey. How many lives

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have you led?

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Too many, I reckon.

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What I'm trying to say is, if you don't
grow up, stand up for yourself, and act

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like a doctor, then maybe you shouldn't
be a doctor.

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The problem is your approach.

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Son, flooding his office? No, you're
thinking too big.

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Here's what we're going to do. Look at
this.

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These are his shower shorts.

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Get the scent, boy.

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Godspeed, tiny soldier.

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Wow, you look great. Oh, thank you. I'm
dressed for the job that I want. A

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landlord about to foreclose on something
inner-city kids rely on? I wish.

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At least then I'd know what I want to
do.

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I don't know what's wrong with me. I
mean, I remember all of my dad's

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secretaries, but whenever I try to
brainstorm about this, I just see tiny

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little dots in my vision. Elligott,
you're overthinking it. Okay, I didn't

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want this job at first, but when it's
right, you'll know.

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Perhaps it'll be building an AI data
center on the grounds of a Native

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American burial site.

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Not helpful, J.D.

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After helping Elliot, I felt like I was
finally mastering friend-work balance.

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Okay, Turk, let's talk. My trachea is
reinflated and we have some unfinished

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business. We do.

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Do you remember 15 years ago when we
made up that fake secret society to mess

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with Hooch? The League of the Order of
the Stethoscopes. How could I forget?

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Yes. How come we never followed through
on that? Because we got older. We had

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kids. We got married. We decided we were
too mature.

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Plus, I'm pretty sure we lost the
password to our joint AOL account. Well,

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I remembered it.

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And I think it's time we send Hooch his
welcome letter.

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It's happening! Finally!

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Are you two in it? What's that, Hooch?
Nothing.

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Hooch is on his way to the cafeteria to
unlock the secret menu.

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Maybe this was all Turk needed.

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Just some stupid fun like we used to
have back in the day. Can I talk to you?

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So, that readmit? It wasn't Amara.

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Boom!

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm just so excited, dude. I don't have
to be like, hey, girl, you just cost the

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hospital hundreds of thousands of
dollars. And instead I get to go, hey,

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girl, you, me, some damn some, and then
some, because you, yum, yum.

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Wow. How does talking like that usually
go for you? I don't normally talk like

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this, dude. Just something about her
makes my heart feel like it's Christmas.

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My heart's just like,
pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

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I've been there, man. I'm actually still
there. Sometimes when my girlfriend gets

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undressed, I just go, out loud, and she
laughs. She loves it. Yeah, I appreciate

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the openness. It feels like we're
bonding.

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Well, it's what I've been looking for.
Which is going to make this next part a

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little bit harder to say. It wasn't
Amara who screwed up. It was Turk.

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That's the thing about the hospital.

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There's always something you didn't see
coming.

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Good news, D. Your MRI's clear. You just
need stronger antibiotics, which means,

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Big Gina, I can clear the patient for
discharge.

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I'll call it in.

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Okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I've been
waiting for her to move all day.

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Please, I really need to talk to you.
I'm headed to a really important

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meeting. I cannot be late. Like, if I
mess this up, it could change the course

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of my life. Can you imagine not making
one mistake that ruins your whole life?

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I'm really sorry. I wouldn't be asking
if it wasn't really important.

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Whether it changes your priorities or
even threatens one of your closest

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relationships.

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Hey. Hey, hey.

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Um... So you know that readmit that's
probably going to result in a

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disciplinary action?

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Oh, yeah.

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I'd hate to be that guy.

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Yeah, um, funny thing, you are that guy.

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Heads up!

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My high school guidance counselor was
right. These hands are strictly jazz.

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Turk was pretty mad. I was going to give
him a little space.

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Unfortunately, not everyone knew to do
the same. Dr. Turk, I am finally

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asserting myself.

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You don't listen to me in surgery.

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I demand you start treating me like a
real doctor.

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You demand?

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Oh, no.

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I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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Do me! Do me!

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I always suspected.

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Big Gina, I'm gonna need you to step out
while I examine this patient. It turns

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out that her foot infection has...

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traveled to a very sensitive part of her
body.

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It is a real condition called athlete's
bajingoitis.

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Okay, fine. Just go and take Tasha's
collateral.

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Wait, what's happening? Oh, hello, big
hands.

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All right, listen. I never took the
antibiotics at the infirmary. I wanted

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to get sick enough to come here. I need
to get help for my son. He has asthma.

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He is really sick. I don't have the
money to send him to see a specialist.

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There's got to be something you could
do.

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Okay, how old is your son?

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12. Does he have a corticosteroid
inhaler? He has one for emergencies.

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It's really dangerous for him not to
have the right inhaler.

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Put in the number of whoever's taking
care of your son. I'll get him

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everything he needs.

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Thank you.

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I know you're missing your meeting for
this. It's okay.

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I know what it's like to worry about
your kid.

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Don't get mad. I asked her to hold me
like a baby.

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Can you please come in here with me and
close the door? Yes. I just need to do

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one thing. One second.

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My man.

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Hey, what's up?

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Do you think I'm a real doctor?

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Of course I do.

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Blake says I don't act like one, so
maybe I shouldn't be one. And Dr. Turk

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won't even listen to me about listening
to me. Give yourself a break. You're an

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intern. You're learning how all this
goes.

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All you need to do is find your voice.

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You can get anything you want.

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That's really sweet.

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Thank you.

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I do have to grab one of these trach
kits because I do have a patient who

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hasn't been breathing for a couple
minutes.

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It's cool. She's a swimmer, so she knows
how to hold her breath.

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Okay. I am done trying to pull it out of
you. Here's what I think.

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Before I moved back here, you were
burned out.

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You were not okay.

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And then I came back, and it was like a
serotonin hit. We had so much fun.

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But that's just a temporary fix.

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You're distracting yourself from
whatever it is that's going on with you

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by taking on way too much work, and that
is the real reason that you made a bad

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call, and we both know it. Buddy, I got
the career I wanted. I got the family I

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wanted. On paper, I'm golden.

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But it doesn't feel that way, does it?

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It feels fine.

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I'm good.

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If you're not going to talk to me, I
think you should see someone and get

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some real help. No.

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I do not want to be perceived as that
type of person around here.

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I won't let this affect my work.

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The problem is, Turk, it already is.

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You'd think doctors would be the first
to know there's nothing wrong with

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getting help.

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But that's not how it goes.

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Hey. You told me to stand up for myself,
right? Oh, God.

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I need to find my voice around here.

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You will take me seriously as a doctor.

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And as a woman.

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You're going to take me out to drinks.

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And not as friends.

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Sexually.

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Excuse me.

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That is not a promise, just a vibe.

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Sweet. It is sweet.

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Thank you. My pleasure.

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You're dead to me.

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Hey. Hey.

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Turn off your empathy. Turn off your
empathy.

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Okay. You know, we don't want to say
that our kid is a disappointment. We

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love him no matter what. But when I see
you standing there perfectly fine, every

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breath you take reminds me that I raised
a failure.

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You know, uh, janitor.

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I know it's hard, but at a certain
point, I think you need to accept the

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fact that the man he is is not the man
you are.

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That's loser talk.

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And loser talk is contagious.

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You're the reason my son is the way he
is. You know what? I don't even know why

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I bothered. I don't even think he's your
real son.

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How dare you.

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What do you want, a DNA test?

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In the case of the 514-month-old Nepo
janitor, janitor, you are not the

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father.

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You owe me $237,000!

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I'm rich!

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You know, I thought that maybe
fatherhood would transcend all the

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conflict between us, but no.

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The fight continues.

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Wait, JD's not here?

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No. I kicked him out.

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That guy's so annoying.

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The most annoying thing about him is how
much he loves you. I mean, nothing and

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no one makes him as happy as you do.

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And I know that because he put it in our
wedding vows.

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I told him to take that out.

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I did cry a little when he said it.

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The day you stop having fun with him is
the day I start worrying about you.

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Here you are.

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So, I think I have an idea.

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Is it turning 101 Dalmatians into a
coach?

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Listen, thank you so much for setting up
the meeting with Siobhan, but I missed

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it to help my patient, and it made me
realize what I want to do.

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So many people have health questions,
and they can't afford to get the answers

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to it, let alone all the medication that
they need.

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I want to open a mobile-free clinic and
get the services directly to those

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people. See?

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I told you you'd find your thing.

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Team Elliot.

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Thanks.

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The thing about Siobhan is...

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No matter what stage in life we're in,
we're all still finding ourselves.

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Clem? Some of us are finding our voices.

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I said, Clem!

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Game recognizes game.

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I would like to invite you to a secret
society I've recently joined.

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Some of us are finding ourselves alone
in the universe.

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We want to believe we know ourselves,
but sometimes we have to leave it to the

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people who've always known us better.
Hey, watch your throat.

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I decided to cut back on my workload.

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And? And talk to someone. It's time.

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I'm proud of you.

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Yeah, you were, uh, you were right to
call me out on my mistake.

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Well, as chief, I'm responsible for
everything that happens here.

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And here.

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I know you're pointing at my heart, but
you're also touching my nipple.

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And now it's weird.

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Should I even it out?

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Stop. Go long. I will. Come on, right
here.

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I'm out.

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You just make sense to me.

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Yeah, well, maybe flies can't actually
be trained.

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That was a waste of three weeks of my
life.

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Hold still, sir.

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Got it.

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You see, son, this shows you that with
some determination and a little bit of

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bitterness, you can win your way to
victory.

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That's it.

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No screens for a month.

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Dad, you're the worst.

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Go to timeout.

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See you tomorrow.